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I'm Short, You're Semi

from Johnny West Is Missing by Couch

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I'm not gunna drop the L bomb right on you, instead I'm gunna say you look hot like all the other guys do, ‘cause that totally seems to work if you've been drinking a few. I'd slip a couple of pills in your alcopop, bypass base number two.
In our world today jackasses are cool, everyone you see at night time is shallower than a swimming pool. Looking too tanned for our British sun, smelling like digestives too. I've had enough of this stupid place, but I admit you look good in lace, and those stockings really do it for me too.

So I'd hook up, never marry, get down with your panties, show you mine if you show me your’s. There’s not much time to get in your drawers. Hook up, never marry, get down with your panties. I'll pretend it's my first attempt, pretend its my first attempt.

Have some guy come and bump and grind. I'm short, your semi’s near my ear. My shirt is stained from alcohol and I cannot hear, looking too tanned for our British sun, smelling like digestives too. I've had enough of this dumb dumb place but I admit you look ace in lace, and that boob tube really does it for me too.

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from Johnny West Is Missing, released October 30, 2013

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